Redneck Mother

Tune: Redneck Mother

He was born in Oklahoma,
His wife's name is Betty Lou Thelma Liz,
And he's not responsible for what he's doin',
His mama made him what he is.

CHORUS:
And it's up against the wall, redneck mother,
Mother who has raised a son so well (so well, so well),
He's 34, a drinkin' in a honky tonk,
Just kickin' hippie ass and raisin' hell.
He sure does like his Shiner beer,
He likes to chase it down with Wild Turkey liquor,
He drives a '67 Chevy pick-em-up truck,
He's got a gun rack and a "Goat
Ropers Need Love Too" sticker.

M is for the Mudflaps on my pick-em- up truck,
O is for the Oil I put on my hair,
T is for T-Bird,
H is for Haggard,
E is for Enema,
R is for REDNECK!

Keywords: redneck