Old Time Religion
Tune: Give Me that Old Time Religion
CHORUS:
Give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
And tht's good enough for meIt's no good for Billy Graham
It's no good for Billy Graham
It scares Hell out of Billy Graham
But it's good enough for me.We will have a mighty orgy
In the honor of Astarte
It'll be one helluva party
And that's good enough for me.We'll be met by Aphrodite,
She looks gorgeous in her nightie
She's kind of wild and flighty
But she's good enough for me.There will be a lot of lovin'
When we're meeting in our coven,
Quit your pushin' and your shovin'
So there's room enough for me.It was good enough for Sappho
With her Lady on her lap-o
She put Lesbos on the map-o
With her Pagan Poetry.We will go and worship Thor
He makes all the women sore
But they soon come back for more
And that's good enough for me.We will all be saved by Mithras
We will all be saved by Mithras
Slay the Bull, and play the Zithras
On that resurrection day.There are those who when they've got E
Normous problems that are knotty,
Just refer them to Hecate,
And that's good enough for me.There was a time, so I've heard tell a
Fine, upstanding, strong young fella,
Gave his all to serve Cybele
And that's good enough for me.As the waning year is ending,
Young and old souls now are blending,
Voices round the circle sending
Samhain joy across the worlds.Through the endless night we shiver,
Flames around the Yule log quiver
As we aim to praise the Giver
Of the Sun on Solstice Morn.Pagans gather in the clearing
For the end of winter's nearing
And the maiden is appearing
Bringing promises of springLight and darkness stand together
Leafing birch and flow'ring heather
Brethren clad in fur and feather
Tell us spring has come againWe will all do praise to Horus
In an old Egyptian chorus
If there's something in it for us
Then it's good enough for meDo the rites of old Cthulhu
You and me and Mr. Sulu
Howling like a drunken Zulu
And it's good enough for meWe will all sacrifice to Kali
Though embracing her is folly
She'd be quite an armful - golly
And she's good enough for meIt was good for old Osirus
But what I want to inquire is
Can you xerox a papyrus?Well, Pan's pipes got clogged last summer
And it really was a bummer
Fin'ly had to call the plumber
But it's good enough for meIt was good for Bilbo Baggins
It was good for Bilbo Baggins
Treasure sometimes comes with dragons
But it's good enough for me.Always be polite to Witches
Always be polite to Witches
If you cross them they are bitches
And they throw some nasty spells.That old wondrous fairy - Morgan,
Could appreciate an organ
Just as long as it was workin'
Tho' her prices weren't freeLet us not forget Puck
Let us take a leaping fuck
Let us wade on through the muck
And it's good enough for meWe will even worship Hades
Though he dwells among the shades
He still picks up pretty ladies
And he's good enough for meWe will worship like the druids
Drinking strange fermented fluids
Dancing naked through the wo-ods
But that's good enough for me,It was good enough for Thor
I can hear his thunder roar
Or maybe it's his snore
But it's good enough for me.When we gather with Astarte
It will be a noisy party
For the loving will be hearty
And that's good enough for meLet us sing one verse to Shiva
Because it made me a believer
When I saw Parvati's beaver --
It's good enough for me.Old Jehovah wants your foreskin --
So Jehovah wants your foreskin?
What good to him's one more skin?
It's good enough on meLet us raise a toast to Bacchus,
We will raise a royal ruckus --
When we'll lay us down and fuck us --
That's good enough for me.There's that bathing beauty, Venus --
She'd just love to lay between us.
(There's two ways to take a penis --
Both good enough for me!)It may look like knife and chalice,
It may look like knife and chalice
But it's really quim and phallus --
That's good enough for me.Well she raised an awful flurry
When she made the scholars worry
Thank the gods for Margaret Murray
She's good enough for me.Well it made me a believer
When I met that old man Shiva
And his Cannibls Sativa
It's good enough for me.Jerry Falwell says he's sav-ed
In the lamb's blood he is bath-ed
And he thinks that I'm deprav-ed
But that doesn't bother meKeywords: religion