Oh Kennedy

Tune: Oh Tannenbaum (Oh Christmas Tree)
By:

 

Oh Kennedy, oh Kennedy,
Clan of fornication.
If it be a girl he sees,
His dick is at half-station.

It matters not, of whom we talk,
They're all the same, chips off the block.
Oh Kennedy, oh Kennedy,
Skirts you're always chasing.

Keywords: holiday, Christmas, celebrity, sex