Ode to a Hasher

Tune: Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star

Starkle Starkle little twink,
Who the hell are you I think,

I'm not as drunk as thinkle peep,

I'm just a little slort of sheep,

A few brewkies make a guy,

Fool so feelish, don't know why,

Really don't know who's me yet,
The drunker I stay the longer I get,

So just one more to fill my cup,

I've all day sober to Sunday up.

Keywords: hashsong, drink