None is Bigger Than Mine

Tune: ???

Three old whores from Baltimore
Were drinking sherry wine.
And one of them says to the other two,
"None is bigger than mine."

CHORUS:
So haul on the streets ye hearties,
Sprinkle the decks with brine.
Bend to the oars, you lousy whores,
None is bigger than mine.

"You're a liar," said the second old whore,
"Mine's as big as the sea,"
"The ships sail in and the ships sail out,
With never a tickle to me."

"You're a liar," said the third old whore,
"I've had me a thousand men,
There's some go by and there's some go in,
And never come out again.,"

"You're a liar," said the first old whore,
"Mine's as big as the air,"
"Why the sun could set in the crack of my cunt,
And never burn a pubic hair."

Keywords: whore, prostitute, harlot, genitals, twat, pussy