No Balls at All

Tune: Sweet Betsy from Pike

 

Come all you young hashers give ear to my tale,
I will tell you a story that will make you turn pale,
It's about a young lady so pretty and small,
Who married a man who had no balls at all.
CHORUS:
No balls at all, no balls at all,
She felt for his balls, he had no balls at all.

"Oh, mother, Oh mother, Oh pity my luck,
I've married a man, who's unable to fuck,
His tool bag is empty, his screwdriver's small,
The impotent wretch has got no balls at all.

CHORUS:
No balls at all, no balls at all,
The impotent wretch has got no balls at all.

"My daughter, My daughter, Don't be so sad,
I had the same problem with your dear old dad,
But there's many a man who'll give ear to the call,
Of the wife of the man who has no balls at all.

CHORUS:
No balls at all, no balls at all,
To the wife of the man who had no balls at all.

The pretty young girl took her mother's advice,
And she thought the whole thing was exceedingly nice,
And eighteen pound baby was born in the fall,
But the poor little bastard had no balls at all.

CHORUS:
No balls at all, no balls at all,
The poor little bastard had no balls at all.

Keywords: genitals, balls, gonad, sex