My Sister Lily

Tune: Do You Ken John Peel

Oh, my little sister Lily is a whore in Picadilly,
And my mother is another in the Strand,
My father flogs his arsehole 'round the Elephant and Castle,
We're the finest fucking family in the land.

ALT:
Oh, her name is Diamond Lily,
She's a whore in Picadilly,
And her brother has a brothel in the Stand,
Her father sells his arsehole,
At the Elephant and Castle,
They're the richest fucking family in the land.

There's a man deep in a dungeon, with his hand upon his truncheon,
And the shadow of his prick upon the wall,
And the ladies as they pass, stick their hat-pins up his ass,
And the little mice play billiards with his balls.

There's a little green urinal, to the north of Waterloo,
And another a little further up,
There's a member of our school, playing tunes upon his tool,
While the passers-by put pennies in his cup.

Have you met my Uncle Hector, he's a cock and ball inspector,
At a celebrated public school,
And my brother sells French Letters, and a patent cure for wetters,
We're not the best of families, ain't it cool?

Keywords: relative, sex