My Father

Tune: My Father
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LEADER: Well, my father is an Army Colonel.

ALL: So what do you think about that?

He wears a colonel's raincoat,
He wears a colonel's hat,
He wears a colonel's collar,
He wears a colonel's shoes,
And when he gets home on Friday night . . .

LEADER: He plays with his privates.

ALL: And some day, if I can,

I'm gonna grow up just like my old man.

VERSES:

Confectioner . . . He packs fudge.
Organ Grinder . . . He spanks his monkey.
Farmer . . . He chokes his chicken.
Butcher . . . He plays with his meat.
Navy Captain . . . He inspects his seamen.

Keywords: sex