Music Man

Tune: ???

I am the music man,
I come from down your way,
And I can play.
Response: What can you play?
I play the viola.
Response: How does it go?
(with actions):

Vio-vio-vio-la, vio-la, vio-la,
Vio-vio-vio-la, vio-vio-la.
I am the music man,
I come from down your way,
And I can play.
Response: What can you play?
I play the piccolo.
Response: How does it go?
Pick-a-pick-a-pick-a-low, pick-a-low, pick-a-low,
Pick-a-pick-a-pick-a-low, pick-a-low-a-low.
Vio-vio-vio-la, vio-la, vio-la,
Vio-vio-vio-la, vio-vio-la.

German horn:,
German-German-German-horn, etc,

Sexyphone,
Sexy-sexy-sexy-phone,

Michael Jackson
Holy shit my hair's on fire, hair's on fire,...

Michael Jackson
Here here little boy, little boy,.....

Michael Jackson
Oh shit I'm going to jail, going to jail,...

Grace Kelly
Holy shit the brakes don't work, brakes don't work...

Nataile Wood
Glug, glug, glug, glug,....

Pope John Paul
Bless you , bless you, bless you son, bless you son, bless you son,....
(put hands in beer and sprinkle others)

Piano
Pia, pia ,piano, piano, piano,...

Trombone
Trom, trom, trombone, trombone, trombone,...etc.

Keywords: music, innuendo