Mother

Tune: Mother

M is for the many things she gave me
O is only that she's growing old
(She's growing old)
T is for the tears she shed to save me
(save me)
H is for her heart as pure as gold
(as pure of gold)
E is for her eyes with lovelight shining
(Shining)
R is right and she'll always be
(she'll always be)

Put them all together, they spell MOTHER.
The one that means the world to me
I don't mean maybe
The one who means the world to me
(the world to me)

F is for the farts that used to linger
A is for his arse all racked with piles
(all racked with piles)
T is for the turds he pried out by finger
(finger)
H is for his hole all wreathed with smiles
(all wreathed in smiles)
E is for the eggs he used to dine on
(dine on)
R is rotten and rotten they'd always be
(they'd always be)

Put them all together and they spell FATHER
The one who fouls the air for me
I don't mean maybe
The one who fouls the air for me
(the air for me)

Keywords: alphabet, mother, father, insult