Monte Carlo

Tune: The Man Who Broke the Bank in Monte Carlo

As she walked along the Bois de Boulogne
With a heart as heavy as lead
She wished that she was dead
She had lost her maidenhead
She was all forlorn and covered in spawn,
Her knickers were torn,
And her cunt was worn
She's the girl that lowered the price at Monte Carlo.

As he walked along the Bois de Boulogne
With his dick upon the stand
The girls all say it's grand
To take it in their hand
You give them a bob and they're on the job
Pulling the foreskin over the knob
Of the man who broke the bank at Monte Carlo.

As he walked along the Bois de Boulogne
With his dick up in the air
You could hear the girls declare
He's got syph and gonorrhea
He's a lousy frowsy son of a bitch
His balls are always on the itch
He's the man who services the whores in Monte Carlo.

Keywords: prostitute, whore, disease, VD