Monster Hash

Tune: Monster Mash

I was running with the HASH on Halloween night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
Poofters and Back Sliders began to arrive
And suddenly, to my surprise

{start-CHORUS}
(They did the HASH)
They did the Monster HASH
(The Monster HASH)
It was a graveyard HASH
(They did the HASH)
They caught on in a flash
(They did the HASH)
They did the Monster HASH
{end-CHORUS}

From knee deep shiggy in the swamp that's east
To wading through the creek where the leaches feast
The poofters all came when they heard the news
They could get some mud on their running shoes

{start-CHORUS}
(And do the HASH)
And do the Monster HASH
(The monster HASH)
And do the graveyard HASH
(To do the HASH)
They caught on in a flash
(To do the HASH)
To do the Monster HASH
{end-CHORUS}

The trail was dark the hares were not to be found
Igor unchained was running with the hounds
The local cops were about to arrive
With orders to take Hashers DEAD or ALIVE.

{CHORUS:}
The Hashers were having fun
(In-a-shoop-wha-ooo)
The party had just begun
(In-a-shoop-wha-ooo)
The guests included WolfMan
(In-a-shoop-wha-ooo STOP)
Dracula and his son
(Drum fill)

{CHORUS:}
Out from his pickup the Tyrant's voice did ring (shoop-wha-ooo)
It seems he was worried 'bout just one thing (shoop-wha-ooo)
Opened the door and shook his fist, and said (shoop-wha-ooo STOP)
"Whatever hoppened to those running club wimps?"

{start-CHORUS}
(They did the HASH) They did the Monster HASH
(The Monster HASH) It was a graveyard HASH
(They did the HASH) They caught on in a flash
(They did the HASH) They did the Monster HASH
{end-CHORUS}

Now everything's cool, we found all of the pack
And the Monster HASH, it will be coming back
For you, the sober, this HASH was meant, too
When you get to the box, tell them Boris sent you

{start-CHORUS}
(And you can HASH) And you can Monster HASH
(The monster HASH) And do the graveyard HASH
(And you can HASH) You'll catch on in a flash
(Then you can HASH) Then you can Monster HASH
{end-CHORUS}

(fade with Boris & Igor talkover)
{CHORUS:}
Igor: MMMM...HASH goooood! HASH goood! (shoop-wha-ooo)
Boris: Down Igor, you impetuous young boy. (shoop-wha-ooo)
Igor: HASH goooood. (shoop-wha-ooo)
(shoop-wha-ooo)
etc.

Keywords: holiday, Halloween, hashsong