Mobile

Tune: She'll be Coming 'Round the Mountain

Oh the eagles they fly high in Mobile, in Mobile,
Oh the eagles they fly high in Mobile,
Oh the eagles they fly high,
And they shit right in your eye,
Thank the Lord the cows don't fly in Mobile.

CHORUS:
In Mobile, in Mobile,
In-mo, in-mo, in-Mobile,
A-a-sshole, a-a-sshole, a-a-a-sshole.

There's a girl by the name of Dinah in Mobile, in Mobile,
There's a girl by the name of Dinah in Mobile,
There's a girl by the name of Dinah,
Who thinks there's nothing finer,
Than a prick up her vagina in Mobile.

Oh the vicar is a bugger in Mobile.....etc.
And the curate is another,
And they bugger one another in Mobile.

There's a shortage of bog paper in Mobile.....etc.
So they wait until it vapors,
Then they light it with a taper in Mobile.

If you're ever thrown in jail in Mobile......etc.
Well there's no need for bail,
'Cause the sheriff's wife's for sale in Mobile.

Oh the Hashers get no tail in Mobile, in Mobile,
Oh the Hashers get no tail in Mobile,
So for want of recreation,
They indulge in masturbation,
It's a hell of a situation in Mobile.

Oh there's a brand new lighthouse in Mobile......etc.
Which the birds use for a shit-house,
Now the lighthouse is a white-house in Mobile.

There's a shortage of good bogs in Mobile......etc.
So they wait until it clogs,
Then they saw it up in logs in Mobile.

There's a Jew by the name of Cohen in Mobile......etc.
To the Christian church he's goin',
'Cause his foreskin keeps on growing' in Mobile.

There's a man by the name of Hunt in Mobile......etc.
Who thought he had a cunt,
But his balls were back to front in Mobile.

There's a man by the name of West in Mobile......etc.
Who thought he had a breast,
But is balls were on his chest in Mobile.
Oh the girls they wear tin undies in Mobile......etc.
And they take them off on Sundays,
You should see the boys on Mondays in Mobile.

There's a shortage of good whores in Mobile......etc.
But there's keyholes in the doors,
And there's knotholes in the floors in Mobile.

Oh the parson is perverted in Mobile......etc.
And his morals are inverted,
There's a thousand he's converted in Mobile.

Frenchies are the short supply in Mobile......etc.
And that's the reason why,
You'll see them hanging out to dry in Mobile.

The virgins they are rare in Mobile......etc.
When they get their pubic hair,
They're deflowered by the Mayor in Mobile.

Oh the girls they wear tin pants in Mobile......etc.
And they take them off to dance,
All the fellows get a chance in Mobile.

There's a lad named Dirty Danny in Mobile......etc.
And he likes a bit of fanny,
And he gets it off of granny in Mobile.

There's a bastard named Mercator in Mobile......etc.
Who's the greatest masturbator,
Fornicator, cunt-inflator in Mobile.

There's a girl with no ambition, in Mobile......etc.
And when she isn't wishin'
She gets it in the kitchen,
From the local obstetrician in Mobile.

Oh, men of drinking classes in Mobile......etc.
When you've finished with your glasses,
You can shove them up your asses in Mobile.

Oh, the chemists are the key men in Mobile......etc.
Selling dehydrated semen,
To emasculated he-men in Mobile.

Oh the Privates wash the dishes in Mobile......etc.
And they dry them on their britches,
Oh the dirty sons of bitches in Mobile.

Oh, the Sergeant is a bugger in Mobile......etc.
And the Corporal is another,
And they bugger one another in Mobile.

Oh, they drink their whisky neat in Mobile......etc.
Till it drops them off their feet,
And they cannot get a beat in Mobile.

Oh, I chased the Colonel's daughter in Mobile......etc.
And I shagged her when I caught her,
Now the daughter's got a daughter in Mobile.

Oh the cows they are all dead in Mobile......etc.
So they milk the bulls instead,
'Cause the bastard's must be fed in Mobile.

Keywords: rugby, sex