Masturbation (Version 2)

Tune: Finculi-Fincula

Last night I stayed at home and masturbated,
It felt so good, I knew it would,
Last night I stayed at home and masturbated,
It felt so nice, I did it twice.

You, you should have seen me on the short strokes,
It felt so grand, I used my hand,
You, you should have seen me on the long strokes,
It felt so neat, I used my feet.

Smash it, bash it, throw it on the floor,
Wrap it around the bedpost, stick it in the door,
Some people say that sexual intercourse is something really grand.
But, me, I'd rather stay at home and work it off by hand.

Keywords: masturbation