Masturbation (Version 1)

Tune: Alouette

Chorus :
Masturbation, I love masturbation,
Masturbation, I love to masturbate.

LEADER: How I like to choke my chicken,
PACK: Yes, he likes to choke his chicken,
LEADER: Choke my chicken,
PACK: Choke his chicken,
LEADER: Masturbate,
PACK: Masturbate,

Chorus

Comment: Leader is now the next person on the right-lead goes around the circle with each new verse, and all old verses should be repeated, as in AAHLAWETA:

LEADER: How I like to spank my monkey,
PACK: How he likes to spank his monkey,
LEADER: Spank my monkey,
PACK: Spank his monkey,
LEADER: Choke my chicken,
PACK: Choke his chicken,
LEADER: Masturbate,
PACK: Masturbate,

Other verses:
Lope my mule
Rub my nub
Whip my lizard
Swat my twat
Tease the beaver
Flog my log
Stroke my snatch
Tap my gap
Beat my meat
Pull my pony
Yank my chain
Use three fingers
Moan and jerk
etc . . .

Comment: This goes on until no one can think of new masturbation verses, at which point the song rolls over into the song FORNICATION.

Keywords: masturbation, euphemism