MacDonald's Farm

Tune: MacDonald's Farm

(This song requires more than one person to perform if the gestures are to make any sense, since many of them pantomime sexual acts.)

(Take turns leading verses)

Old MacDonald had a farm, Ee-ei-ee-ei-oh.
And on this farm he had some cows, Ee-ei-ee-ei-oh.

CHORUS -SINGING/ACTIONS: And the cows were cowing it here,
And the cows were cowing it there,
Cowing it here, cowing it there,
Cowing it everywhere
Old MacDonald had a farm, Ee-ei-ee-ei-oh.

And on this farm he had some rams, Ee-ei-ee-ei-oh..

Second Chorus :
And the rams were ramming it here,
And the rams were ramming it there,
Ramming it here, ramming it there,
Ramming it everywhere,
And the cows were cowing it here,
And the cows were cowing it there,
Cowing it here, cowing it there,
Cowing it everywhere . . .

Bulls/bulling, Dogs/sniffing, Turkeys/gobbling, Geese/goosing, Pullets/pulling, Sheep/shedding, Whales/spouting, Sharks/finning/etc . . .

Keywords: animal, sex