My Big Banana

Tune: Day O (Banana Boat Song)

 

I said to my girl, "What are ya' doin' tomorrow?"
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.
Would you like to go on the Hash in Estes?
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.

So, I picked her up in my little auto.
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.
She sure looked pretty, I said "Oh mama."
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.

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Aaaaaaaeee... oh aaaaaaaeeee... oh
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.

But this is where my troubles began - ah.
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.
That's when she spotted my big banana.
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.

She leaned over and grabbed my banana.
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.
Peeled back the skin - eyes like a piranha.
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.

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I said, "Oh no, not my prize banana!"
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.
But she bit off the top in a violent manner.
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.

Now, I've got just a little banana.
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.
And that's the end of my family planner.
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.

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Keywords: hashsong, sex, euphemism, genitals, penis