Lydia the Tattooed Lady

Tune: Lydia the Tattooed Lady

 

Lydia, oh Lydia,
Say have you met Lydia,
Lydia the tattooed lady,
She has eyes that men adore so,
And a torso even more so.

Lydia, oh Lydia
That encyclopedia
Lydia the queen of tattoo
On her back is the battle of Waterloo
Beside it the wreck of the Titanic too
And proudly above waves the red white and blue
You can learn a lot from Lydia

La de da, la de da, la de da, la de da.

She can give you a view of the world in tattoo
If you step up and tell her where
For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree
Or Washington Crossing the Delaware

La de da, la de da, la de da, la de da.

Lydia, oh Lydia,
Lydia the tattooed lady,
When her muscles start relaxin'
Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson

Lydia, oh Lydia
Lydia the champ of them all
She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet
The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat
And now he's in command of the fleet
For he went and married Lydia

 

Keywords: tattoo