Lulu
Tune: Good Night Ladies
CHORUS:
Bang, Bang, Lulu,
Lulu's gone away,
Who's gonna' bang bang
When Lulu's gone away.Some girls work in factories,
some girls work in stores,
but Lulu works in a honky tonk
with forty other..........Lulu had a baby,
it was an awful shock
she couldn't call it Lulu,
'Cause the bastard had a .........I took her to the pictures,
we sat down in the stalls,
and every time the lights went out,
she'd grab me by the ...........She and I went fishing,
in a dainty punt,
and every time she caught a sprat,
she'd stuff up her........I wish I were the silver ring,
On Lulu's dainty hand
then every time she scratches her arse,
I'd see the promised .........I wish I were the chamber pot,
under Lulu's bed,
then every time she took a piss,
I'd see her maiden ..........Lulu had two boy-friends,
both were very rich
one was the son of a banker,
the other a son-of-a......Lulu had a boy-friend,
his name was Tommy Tucker,
he took her down the alley,
to see if he could ......Lulu had a boy-friend,
a funny little chap
every time they had a bit,
she got a dose of ...Lulu was a pretty girl,
she had a lot of class,
mini-skirts she'd wear a lot,
to let her show her.......Lulu had a bicycle,
the seat was very sharp,
every time she sat on it
it would slip right up her....Lulu had a boy-friend,
he was very fit,
working all day on the farm,
his job was shoveling......Lulu and a boy-friend,
a stunted little runt,
one day they went to have a bit,
and he vanished up her.....Lulu had a little lamb,
she kept it in a bucket,
Every time the lamb jumped out,
the bulldog used to......She and I went walking,
we walked along the grass,
she slipped on a banana peel,
and fell down on her.....Lulu made some porridge,
it was very thick,
Lulu wouldn't eat it,
but she'd smear it on my......Lulu had a bicycle,
the seat was very blunt,
Every time she jumps on it
it sticks her in the.....Lulu has a bicycle,
the seat was made of glass,
And every time she hit a bump,
a piece went up her...Lulu had a boyfriend,
his name was Diamond Dick,
She never saw his diamond,
but always saw his....Lulu had a boyfriend,
his name was Michael Hunt,
She like him above the rest,
Because he'd eat her...Lulu had a turtle,
and Lulu had a duck.
She put them in the bathtub,
To see if they would...Lulu had a vanity chair,
it was made of glass,
Every time she sat on it,
you could see her...Lulu had a boyfriend,
his name was Billy Batch,
But Lulu had to break it off,
When it got stuck in her big 'ol....Lulu had a job,
but then she had to quit,
'Cause every time she turned around,
The boss would grab her...
Keywords: innuendo, sex