Loopy

Tune: Sweet Betsy from Pike

Twas down in cunt valley where red rivers flow,
Where cocksuckers flourish and maidenheads grow,
Twas there I met Loopy, the girl I adore,
She's a hot fucking, cocksucking, Mexican whore.

CHORUS:
She'll fuck you, she'll suck you, she'll tickle your nuts,
And if you're not happy, she'll suck out your guts,
She'll wrap her legs around you till you want to die,
But I'd rather eat Loopy than sweet cherry pie.

When Loopy was a young girl of just about eight,
She'd swing too and fro on the back garden gate.
The crossmember parted, the upright went in,
And since then she's lived in a welter of sin.

Now Loopy is dead and she lays in her tomb,
The worms crawl around in her decomposed womb.
The smile on her face, well it says give me more,
I'm a hot fucking, cocksucking, Mexican whore.

 

Keywords: whore, prostitute, whore, Mexican