Lionhunt Song

Tune: ???

First of all everybody must pull their pants/tights/or whatever up above their knees.
Then everybody gathers in a circle and turns right, so that they are looking at the
back of the hasher in front of them. Then everybody places their tongue between
the lips and the teeth in the lower part of the mouth. It sounds VERY funny when
people sing with the tongue in this position. Then everyone stomps on the spot in
a 1..2..3..4 , in an army-like manner. Start walking forward around the circle.

Choir-leader sings the line, the choir repeats the line.

"We are all going on a lionhunt"
(walk around stamping)

"We're not scared"
(still walking)

"We've got guns"
(hold your hands in front of you like if you are holding a rifle )

"And bullets two"
(swing the right hand forward with the thumb, the ring-finger (NOT that ring) and
the short finger bent, showing you've got two bullets)

(this is to be repeated as the start of every verse)

"Came to the mountain"
("draw" the shape of the mountain with both hands starting together at the top)

"Couldn't go around it"
(move one hand away from you and around 'the mountain')

"Wouldn't climb over it"

(let your hand follow the shape of the mountain up and above the top)

"Had to dig under it"
(hold your hands like digging with a shovel)

Now you start all over again repeating

"We are all going..."
(Remember to keep walking when doing all the moves.)

Other verses are much the same:

"The ocean - had to swim
through it"

"The jungle - had to cut through it"

"The desert - had to fly over it"

"Came to a woman"
(everybody stops, putting their hands on their hips)

"Wouldn't go around her"
(still standing still)

"Wouldn't jump over her"
(do the Jordan move)

"Wouldn't crawl under her"
(bend your knees like looking between the legs of the person standing
in front of you)

"Had to fuck through her"
(appropriate motions?)

The last verse:

"We are all ...

"Came to the lion"
(Scream as loud as possible and run fast away from the circle like you've j
ust met a real lion, whom are about to eat you)

This last part is the most funny because those who have never encountered
this song before, do not know what to do, and usually remain motionless for
a moment wondering where everybody went. The smartest in a second or two
will discover what to do and run away also, leaving the remaining stupid fuckers
back in the circle.

 

Keywords: calisthenics