Let's Have a Party

From: Oscar Brand
Tune: Money Makes the World Go Round

 

Parties make the world go 'round,
World go 'round, world go 'round,
Parties make the world go 'round,
Let's have a party!

We're going to tear down the bar (Boo)
We're going to build a new bar ('ray)
One inch deep (Boo)
Two miles long ('ray)

Soda's going to be five dollars a glass (Boo)
Whiskey's free ('ray)
We're going to dump all the beer in the pool (Boo)
Then we're all going swimmin' ('ray)

They'll be no bartenders at out bar (Boo)
Barmaids ('ray)
In long dresses (Boo)
Made of cellophane ('ray)

You can't take our girls to your rooms (Boo)
Our girls take you to their rooms ('ray)
But you can't sleep with our girls (Boo)
Our girls won't let you sleep ('ray)

There will be no fuckin' on the dancin' floor (Boo)
And there'll be no dancin' on the fuckin' floor ('ray)

Parties make the world go 'round,
World go 'round, world go 'round,
Parties make the world go 'round,
Let's have a party!

 

Keywords: party, drink