Leprosy

Tune: Yesterday

 

Birth control, is the only way to save my soul
Since I put it in my girl friend's hole
Now I believe in birth control

CHORUS:
Why I had to cum,
I don't know she wouldn't blow
I did something wrong,
Now I long for birth control.

Pregnancy, there's a shotgun hanging over me
Why has this bulge got to be
I should have used one silly me.

Syphilis, feels like razors everytime I piss
Who the hell's to blame for this
It's agony this syphilis.

Leprosy, bits and pieces falling off of me
I'm not half the man I used to be
Since I acquired leprosy.

 

Keywords: prenant, disease, VD