Lady Hardonna

Tune: Lady Madonna

Lady Hardonna, men at your feet,
Wonder how you manage to beat their meat.
You find the money, when you need to pay the rent,
You know that money isn't heaven sent.
Friday's guy arrives without a suitcase,
Sunday's Hasher creeps in like a bum,
Monday's guy likes to be tied with his boot lace,
See how they'll come.

Lady Hardonna, Hasher at your breast,
Wonder how you manage to please the rest?
Lady Hardonna, lying on the bed,
No worry about losing your maidenhead.
Tuesday's love is never ending,
Wednesday morning milkman didn't come,
Thursday night your diaphragm needed mending,
See how they'll come.

Lady Hardonna, Hashers at your feet,
Wonder how you manage to beat their meat?

 

Keywords: hashsong, sex