Keyhole Song

Tune: ???

• The party ended early,
  Twas only half past nine,
  And by some stroke of bloody good luck,
  Her room was next to mine.
  And so like Christopher Columbus,
  I started to explore,
  I took up my position at the keyhole in the door.

  Oh the keyhole, keyhole, keyhole,
  The keyhole in the door.
  I took up my position at the keyhole in the door.

  She sat down by the fireside,
  Her lily white tits to warm,
  With only a nylon chemise on,
  To hide her naked form.

  If only she would take it off,
  What man could ask for more?
  By God, I saw her take it off,
  Through the keyhole in the door.

  Oh the keyhole, keyhole, keyhole,
  The keyhole in the door.
  By God, I saw her take if off,
  Through the keyhole in the door.

  With soft and trembling fingers,
  I opened up the door,
  With soft and trembling footsteps,
  I crossed the bedroom floor.
  And so that no other man could,
  See what I'd seen before,
  I stuffed that nylon chemise up,
  The keyhole in the door.

  Oh the keyhole, keyhole, keyhole,
  The keyhole in the door.
  I stuffed that nylon chemise up,
  The keyhole in the door.

  That night I slept in rapture,
  And something else beside,
  Upon her glorious bosom,
  Had many a glorious ride.
  That morning when I woke up,
  My prick was mighty sore,
  I felt as if I'd stuffed it up,
  The keyhole in the door.

  Hey!

  Keyword: sex, fantasy, dream