John Brown's Penis

Tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic

John Brown's penis was a bloody awful sight,
Mucked about with gonorrhea and buggered up with shite,
The agonies of syphilis kept him awake all night,
But he still went rogering along.

CHORUS:
Oh, the hoary old seducer,
Oh, the hoary old seducer,
Oh, the hoary old seducer,
He still went rogering along!

The color of his water was sort of orange-ale,
Little gonorrhea germs within his scrotum played,
In spite of these inconveniences, he went on undismayed.
Yes he still went rogering along.
Girls would come from miles around to his Baronial Hall,
To see his giant penis and his one remaining ball,
And see the rows of maiden heads all hung around the wall,
But he still went rogering along.

 

Keywords: genitals, penis, disease