I Need a Sheep

Tune: Scotland the Brave

 

Bring me some whiskey, mother
I'm feeling frisky, mother
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!

I need a lover, mother
No, not my brother, mother
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!

Gerbils don't make it, mother
They just can't take it, mother
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!

Owls, bats and other critters
Just tend to give me jitters
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!

Sheep never talk about it
They never ever doubt it
Always so placid, affectionate and nice!

Give me that lanolin.
Better than flannel-in.
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!

Keywords: animal, bestiality, sheep