I'm Dreaming of a Right Christmas

Tune: I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
By: Andy Russo

I'm dreaming of a Right Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know,
With more defense spending,
And taxes ending,
And deficits which never grow.

I'm dreaming of a Right Christmas,
With every budget bill I write,
May your town be tidy and white,
And may all your Christmases be Right.

I'm dreaming of a Right Christmas,
Just like the ones I know,
Where the budget's tightened,
And children frightened,
Of orphanages where they'll go.

I'm dreaming of a Right Christmas,
With every liberal I fight,
May we keep the homeless out of sight,
And may all your Christmases be right.

Keywords: holiday, Christmas