I Want a Beer
Tune: I Want a Girl (Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad)
I want a beer, just like the beer
That pickled dear old dad.
It was a beer, and the only beer that Daddy ever had.
A real old-fashioned beer with lots of foam;
It took six men to carry Daddy home,
Oh, I want a beer, just like the beer that wiped out my old man.Keywords: drink, drunk