Isn't it Awfully Nice to Have a Penis?

From: Monty Python

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it awfully nice to have a dong?
It's divine to own a stiffy,
It's swell to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your Willie or John Thomas,
Hurrah for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your girl's best friend,
Your big knob or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can stick it in a sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they'll stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
Thank you very much (SPOKEN).

 

Keywords: genitals, penis