I Put My Hand (Harriette Version)

Tune: When Johnny Comes Marching Home

I wrapped my lips around his toe, ya ho, ya ho,
I wrapped my lips around his toe, ya ho, ya ho,
I wrapped my lips around his toe,
I said shut up I'm starting low
Suck there, blow here, let go of my ear,
Ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.

I wrapped my lips around his nose, ya ho, ya ho,
I wrapped my lips around his nose, ya ho, ya ho,
I wrapped my lips around his nose,
Better move on he's starting to doze,
Suck there, blow here, let go of my ear,
Ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.

I put my head between his thighs, ya ho, ya ho,
I put my head between his thighs, ya ho, ya ho,
I put my head between his thighs,
That's when he started rolling his eyes,
Suck there, blow here, let go of my ear,
Ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.

I slipped my tongue between his cheeks, ya ho, ya ho,
I slipped my tongue between his cheeks, ya ho, ya ho,
I slipped my tongue between his cheeks,
I'd love to stay but this really reeks,
Suck there, blow here, let go of my ear,
Ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.

I put his balls right in my mouth, ya ho, ya ho,
I put his balls right in my mouth, ya ho, ya ho,
I put his balls right in my mouth,
Mm, Mm, Mm, Mm, Mm, Mm, Mm, Mm,
Suck there, blow here, let go of my ear,
Ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.

I wrapped my hand around his cock, ya ho, ya ho,
I wrapped my hand around his cock, ya ho, ya ho,
I wrapped my hand around his cock,
Then laid it out on the chopping block,
Suck there, blow here, let go of my ear,
Ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.

(Slower, with reverence)
Now he lies in a wooden box, ya ho, ya ho,
Now he lies in a wooden box, ya ho, ya ho,
Now he lies in a wooden box, ya ho, ya ho,
But his prick's on the wall with the other cocks,
Suck there, blow here, let go of my ear,
Ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.

 

Keywords: sex, death, necrophilia