I Love My Wife

Tune: Traditional

I love my wife, yes I do, yes I do,
I love her truly,
I love the hole that she pisses through,

I love her lily white tits and her ruby red lips,
And her little brown asshole,
I'd eat her shit, gobble-gobble, chomp-chomp,
With a rusty spoon (with a rusty spoon).

 

Keywords: wife, piss, pee, scat, pervision