If I Were the Marrying Kind

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If I were the marrying kind,
Which thank the Lord I'm not sir,
The kind of man that I would wed,
Would be a rugby full-back.

And he'd find touch, and I'd find touch,
We'd both touch together,
We'd be all right in the middle of the night,
Finding touch together.

--Would be a: And he'd:
Wing three-quarter go hard,
Center three-quarter pass it out,
Rugby fly-half whip it out,
Rugby scrum-half strike hard,
Big pop-forward blind tight.
Rugby referee blow hard,
Spectator come again.

 

Keywords: rugby, marry