If I Had a Hard-On

Tune: If I Had a Hammer

Oeh-oeh-oeh-oeh
Oeh-oeh-oeh-oeh
Oeh-oeh-oeh

If I had a hard-on
A hard-on in the morning
A hard-on in the evening
An all-night stand

I'd screw without danger
I's screw without a warning
I'd screw you and you,
Your mother and your sister
Ah-ah, all night long
(Action: Hold dick as if in pain)
Oeh-oeh-oeh-oeh
Oeh-oeh-oeh-oeh
Oeh-oeh-oeh

But I don't have a hard-on
No hard-on in the morning
No hard-on in the evening
No hard-on at all

So there is no danger
You don't need a warning
I won't screw you and you,
Your mother nor your sister
Oh-no, I want to die

(Action: Wipe tears from face)
Oeh-oeh-oeh-oeh
Oeh-oeh-oeh-oeh
Oeh-oeh-oeh

I bought myself a dildo
A dildo for the morning
A dildo for the evening
To screw around all night

I screw without danger
Now I screw without a warning
But I won't screw you or you
Your mother nor your sister
Oh-no, I sodomize myself

(Action: Hold ass as if in pain)
Oeh-oeh-oeh-oeh
Oeh-oeh-oeh-oeh
Oeh-oeh-oeh.

 

Keywords: sex