I've Only Half a Brain

Tune: If I Only Had a Brain (From Wizard of OZ)

 

I could while away the hours
Searchin' hills for flour
Across a wide terrain.
I'd be chipper, and I'd be cheerful
If my stomach had a beerful
'Cause I've only half a brain.

With my arms and legs akimbo
I'll be chasing after bimbos
Through mud thorns and rain.
I'll be making lots of passes
As I fondle all their asses
'Cause I've only half a brain.

CHORUS:
I'll do down-downs till the keg begins to spit
Then I'll fire one up and take a little hit
I'll impress the women with my charming wit
As I shout out, "Show us your tits!"

Then my beer I will be sharing
With them as their breast they're baring
Our urges unrestrained
Oh, our language will be rude as
We exchange bod-i-ly fluids
'Cause we've only half a brain.

Keywords: hashsong