Hash Hymn
Tune: Swing Low, Sweet Chariot
Note: A series of gestures/movements accompany the lyrics
Lyric Swing low sweet chariot Gesture swinging motion with arms kiss fingers snapping reins Lyric Comin' for to carry me home Gesture simulated masturbation hold up four fingers hold up two fingers cradle arms point to self make arch over head with arms Lyric Swing low sweet chariot Gesture swinging motion with arms kiss fingers snapping reins Lyric Comin' for to carry me home Gesture simulated masturbation hold up four fingers hold up two fingers cradle arms point to self make arch over head with arms Lyric I looked over Jordan and what did I see Gesture point to eye shade eyes with hand sweeping motion with arm jump shot ala Michael Jordan question mark motion in air point to eye shade eyes with hand Lyric Comin' for to carry me home Gesture simulated masturbation hold up four fingers hold up two fingers cradle arms point to self make arch over head with arms Lyric A band of angels coming after me Gesture play "air" trombone place thumbs in armpits and flap arms masturbate point over shoulder point to self Lyric Comin' for to carry me home Gesture simulated masturbation hold up four fingers hold up two fingers cradle arms point to self make arch over head with arms Lyric If you get there be- fore I do Gesture question mark motion in air point to someone point over shoulder mark letter "B" in air four fingers point to eye squat as if defecating Lyric Comin' for to carry me home Gesture simulated masturbation hold up four fingers hold up two fingers cradle arms point to self make arch over head with arms Lyric Tell all my friends I'm comin' too Gesture cup hands around mouth as if shouting sweeping motion with arms point to self fornication motion with hands point to self simulated masturbation hold up two fingers Lyric Comin' for to carry me home Gesture simulated masturbation hold up four fingers hold up two fingers cradle arms point to self make arch over head with arms Repeat:
With Reverence (humming only)
Silently (motions only)
Double Time (quickly)
Scooby-Doo (ring row, reet rariot...)
Bob Dylan (imitate Bob D.)
etc.
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