Holy Shit I Gotta Pee

From: Pig Vomit

Driving in my car
I just left the bar
It's getting late, I can't wait...

CHORUS:
Holy shit I gotta pee
I can't believe it
How could this be happening to me?
My brain is in crisis mode
My bladder's about to explode
Please help me, please help me
Holy shit I gotta pee

I was at a ball game
The sun was really hot
Hangin' with my buddies
And we kinda drunk a lot
The final score was near
The crowd began to cheer
I'd love to do the wave with you but...

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I was in the store
In aisle twenty-four
When I had to take a leak
I should have taken before
I run up to the check-out
A lady pulls a check out
She's paying for her poupon with a friggin' little coupon...

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There was a public toilet
Just around the block
I tried to yank it open
But the friggin' thing was locked
My efforts were in vain
I had to drain the vein
I took a chance and dropped my pants...

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I was at a party
Flirting with my date
Deep in conversation
When I had to urinate
The line was full of girls
Then one began to hurl
I threw her out and started shoutin'...

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I was with my lady
We were both in bed
Starin' at the ceiling
While I got a little head
My girl began to hum
But I could not cum
She could see my agony cause...

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Keywords: piss, pee, urine, sex, pig, vomit