Hitler Only Had One Ball

Tune: Colonel Bogey March

 

Hitler, he only had one ball,
Goering, he had two but very small,
Himmler had something sim'ler,
But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.

(Whistle melody for CHORUS)

Frankfurt has only one beer hall,
Stuttgart, die München all on call,
Munich, vee lift our tunich,
To show vee 'Cherman' have no balls at all.

(Whistle melody for CHORUS)

Hans Otto is very short, not tall,
And blotto, for drinking Singhai and Skol.
A 'Cherman', unlike Bruce Erwin,
Because Hans Otto has no balls at all.

 

Keywords: genitals, gonad, German, germany, nazi, WWII