Hash House Harriers

Tune: The Addams Family
Lyrics by: Jim "Whiff" Mpntgomery, Pittsburgh H3

 

Their drinking is compulsive and
Their running is convulsive
They're morally repulsive,
The Hash House Harriers
[(Da Da Da Da)(Snap fingers twice)Repeat]

Their flatulence is rude and
Their genitals protrude when
They're running in nude in
The Hash House Harriers
[(Da Da Da Da)(Snap fingers twice)Repeat]

They're always shiggy tracking,
From constantly bushwhacking
Intelligence they're lacking
The Hash House Harriers
[(Da Da Da Da)(Snap fingers twice)Repeat]

Switch to Da Da Da Da, Down Down, Da Da Da Da, Down Down for ceremonies

 

Keywords: hashsong, business, circle, drink