Herpes Song

Tune: She Loves You

I think I've got a dose,
And it's not the dripping kind,
It's the one that hurts the most,
And it makes you fucking blind,

CHORUS:
I think it's herpes and you know that can be bad,
Yeah that herpes, it can make you fuckin mad oooh,
I hate it yeah, yeah, yeah,
I hate it yeah, yeah, yeah,
With a dose like that it's very, very sad.

I think I've got a dose,
And I got it yesterday,
I came so very close,
To giving it to the maid,

I know there's something wrong,
'Cause there's blisters on my knob,
And the skin's peeling off my dong,
And erections make it throb,

I'm going to see the quack,
'Cause I can't stand the pain,
I stuffed it up her crack,
But I won't do that again,

When the doctor took his knife,
I went deeply into sho-o-ck,
What will I tell my wife,
He's going to cut it off.

 

Keywords:disease, VD, genitals, penis