He's A Cunt

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All mouth, no brains, this guy's a pain,
You can scream and cuss,
He stuck his boot up your dog's arse,
And licked your daughter's puss,
He nicked your fags, drank your booze,
Tied fireworks to the cat,
Then he told the dole you were working,
Who is this fuckin twat?

CHORUS:
He's a cunt, he's a cunt,
He's a C-U-N-T cunt,
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
He's a mental riddle that's out of place,
He'll sleep with your granny, bite her fanny,
Wears his trousers back to front,
And he farts, sucks cock,
And he's riddled with pox,
'Cause basically he's a cunt.

He dyes his hair to match his clothes,
He smells like shit, he'd fill your nose,
With a small tattoo to prove he's tough,
And an earring 'cause he's a fuckin poof,
You've never heard of this human turd,
He'd be a pig if he could grunt,
And what's more he talks bullshit,
'Cause basically he's a cunt.

He's got spots and warts and blackheads too,
He doesn't know a joke unless it's blue,
The vicar's daughter swears and cries,
He fucked her with a pack of lies,
You say you've never heard of this man,
Well you don't have to hunt,
'Cause it's me, it's me you bastards,
'Cause basically I'm a cunt.

 

Keywords: insult, genitals