Hasher Women

Tune: This Old Man

Song to be sung by harriers

Knick knack paddy whack give themselves a tickle,
*** women use a pickle.

*** women, they play one,
They don't know how to get it on.

*** women, they play two,
They say, "Not now, I've got the flu."

*** women, they play three,
They say, "Not now, I've got to pee."

*** women, they play four,
They say, "Not now, who's at the door?"

*** women, they play five,
They'll cut your balls off with a knife.

*** women, they play six,
They're never satisfied with our pricks.

*** women, they play seven,
Life without sex is their idea of heaven.

*** women, they play eight,
They always seem to have a headache.

*** women, they play nine,
Their sex lives are in decline.

*** women, they play ten,
If they were better looking they might get some men.

 

*** = Your favorite Hash

 

Keywords: hashsong, sex, harriers