Hasher Men

Tune: This Old Man

To be sung by harriettes

Knick knack paddy whack give themselves a bone,
*** men have sex alone.

*** men, they play one,
They think they have all the fun.

*** men, they play two,
They can't get it up to screw.

*** men, they play three,
They think they get sex for free.

*** men, they play four,
They can't get it up to score.

*** men, they play five,
They don't have enough sex drive.

*** men, they play six,
Little men with little dicks.

*** men, they play seven,
Masturbation is their heaven.

*** men, they play eight,
They can't get their dicks in straight.

*** men, they play nine,
They take theirs up from behind.

*** men, they play ten,
Little boys who think they're men.

 

*** = Your favorite Hash

 

Keywords: hashsong, sex, harriettes