Hash Love Song

From: Tom Lehrer

Since I still appreciate you,
Let's make love while we may,
Because I know I'll hate you,
When you're old and gray.
So say you'll love me here and now,
I'll make the most of that,
Say you'll love and trust me,
For I know you'll disgust me,
When you're old and getting fat.

An awful debility, a lessened utility,
A loss of mobility is a strong possibility.
In all probability I'll lose my virility,
And you your fertility and desirability,
And this liability of total sterility,
Will lead to hostility and a sense of futility.

So let's act with agility while we still have facility,
For we'll soon reach senility and lose the ability.

Your teeth will start to go dear,
Your waist will start to spread,
In twenty years or so dear,
You'll wish that I were dead.
I'll never love you then all,
In these words you can trust,
So please remember,
When I leave in December,
I warned you in August!

 

Keywords: aging, sex