Harriette The Tattooed Hasher

Tune: Lydia the Tattooed Lady

Harriette, oh Harriette
Say have you met Harriette
Harriette the tattooed hasher
She eyes that harriers adore so,
And a torso even more so.

Harriette, oh Harriette
That sexy little vignette
Harriette the erotic queen of tattoo
On one tit is a mural of Adam's first screw
Beside it a drawing of Eve's blow-job too
And right above is her price list in blue
You can get your rocks off with Harriette

Titty bum, titty bum, titty bum, titty bum

She can give you a view of sex in tattoo
If you step up and tell her what
For only a buck you can see doggies fuck
Or sixty-nine different kinds of twat

Titty bum, titty bum, titty bum, titty bum

Harriette, oh Harriette
Harriette, the tattooed hasher
When her muscles start aflexin'
All the tattoos get an erection

Harriette, oh Harriette
Harriette the harlot we love
She once swept our GM clear off his feet
The design on her behind made his heart skip a beat
And now a tiny bastard sucks at her teat
For he went and fucked our Harriette

 

Keywords: tattoo, sex, harriette