Gunga's Song

Tune: Ballad of Jed Clampett (Theme from the Beverly Hillbillies)

This here's a story about a man named Gunga,
He had no prick, so he had to use his tongue(a).
It was down in Houston at a Hash House Harrier's run...
A harlot straddled him and said, "Lets have some fun!"
You know... moustache rides... face smegma...

Well the next thing you know old Gunga's caught in the act,
The Hash folks said, "You oughtn't be licking that!"
The pound is the place where she ought to be,
He didn't have a worry, except for V.D.
You know... tongue rot... herpes sores...

Well the moral told here is when you're hashing in Texas,
You ought to keep your tongue out of other people's sexes.
They thought they'd honor him for public cunnilingus,
Now Gunga's called... Gungalingus.

 

Keywords: parody, sex