Glorious, Victorious (Original Version)

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Drunk last night,
Drunk the night before,
And I'm gonna get drunk tonight,
Like I've never been drunk before!
And when I'm drunk,
I'm as happy as can be
'Cause I am a member of the Strauss family.

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Singing' Glorious, Victorious
One keg of beer for the four of us
Singin' Glory be to God
That there are no more of us,
'Cause one of us could drink it all alone -
Damn near!

Oh the Strauss family is the best family
That ever came over from Old Germany.
There's the lowland Dutch
And the Rotterdam Dutch,
And the Amsterdam Dutch,
And the other damned Dutch!

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Oh what's that smell on the evenin' breeze?
It's the God-damned Dutch
Makin' Limburger cheese!
God made the Irish - he didn't make much,
But they're a helluva lot better
Than the God-damned Dutch!

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Keywords: drink, Dutch, insult