Girl From Arkansas

Tune: Honey Baby

 

I know a girl from Arkansas, honey, honey,
I know a girl from Arkansas, babe, babe,,
I know a girl from Arkansas,
She can take you balls and all,
Oh honey, baby, mine.

CHORUS:
Gimme your left your right your left.
Gimme your left your right your left.

I got a girl from Niagara Falls,
She's got a mortgage on my balls...

If I die on the Korean Front,
Bury me with a Korean cunt...

I got a girl from ol' Kentuck,
She can't cook, but she sure can fuck...

I know a girl from Oklahoma,
She's not bad if you can take the aroma.

I know a girl from Sioux Falls,
She'll suck your dick and swallow your balls...

I have a girl from the Motor City,
Her breath smells bad, but her cunt smells shitty...

I know a girl from Ann Arbor,
Her cunt you see is as big as a harbor...

 

Keywords: jody, cadance, sex. genitals