Gimme That Old Time Religion

Tune: Give Me That Old Time Religion

We will follow Zarathustra,
Zarathustra like we use to,
I'm a Zarathustra booster,
And he's good enough for me!

CHORUS:
Give me that old time religion,
Give me that old time religion,
Give me that old time religion,
'Cause it's good enough for me!

We will worship with the Buddha
Among gods, there is none cuta
Comes in silver, brass and pewta
and it's good enough for me...

We will worship like the Druids,
Dancing naked in the woods,
Drinking strange fermented fluids,
And it's good enough for me!

We will pray with the Egyptians
Build pyramids to put our crypts in
cover our subways with inscriptions
and its good enough for me

In the church of Aphrodite,
The priestess wears a see-through nightie,
She's a mighty righteous sightie,
And she's good enough for me!

I will worship my ancestors
Just like the Shinto says ter
Burning money for those dead sirs
That's good enough for me

We will pray with the Baha'i
Though we really wonder why
They put that mark before the "i"
But it's good enough for me

Smoking ganja til my throat's dry
Brings me close to Ras Taferi
Ja loves me when I get high
If I don't cut my hair

We will pray with Hare Krishna
We will play with Hare Krishna
It's not really in the Mishna
But it's good enough for me

Come'n hear of L. Ron Hubbard
Who was recently discovered
With eight novels in his cupboard
But he's good enough for me

We will pray with Jim and Tammy
In our condo in Miami
And give none to Uncle Sammy
And that's good enough for me

 

Keywords: religion, parody