Get Fucked

Tune: Sweet Betsy from Pike (sort of)
By: Bollox, Phuket HHH

When I was just a young boy I had to go to school
I didn't like the teachers and I couldn't stand their rules
My mother said "Speak nicely son then you won't get whacked"
But every time the teacher spoke I would answer back

CHORUS:
Get fucked, get fucked, you can go get fucked
And if you think I give a shit then you are out of luck
I could search for big long words for ages I could hunt
But I'd rather be done with it so get fucked you silly cunt

Then along came a war and to the army I did go
One day I was called to the office to see the new C.O.
He said "The mission's dangerous but we need the very best
And if you should come back alive we'll pin a medal on your chest"
I said... (chorus)

Then I had to go to work and by Christ it was hard
Twelve hours a day pushing broom around a truck yard
The boss said "We're in a mess there's only one way I can see
You'll have to do some overtime an hour a day for free"
I said... (chorus)

Well I was sick of the missus so I asked her for divorce
She must have been sick of me because she said "Of course"
She said "I'll keep the TV, the house, the kids, the car
And I'll hold your money so you don't spend it in the bar"
I said... (chorus)

Now I'm here in Houston running with the hash
I've come a long way to be here and I paid registration cash
But if you think you can abuse me because of my silly face
Then I have two words to say and this is the time and place
I said... (chorus)

They say it comes to us all so one day I must die
Then I will have to stand before the GM in the sky
He'll say "You're a Phuket hasher you sinned every Saturday
Before you get the big down-down is there anything you want to say"
I said... (chorus)

Keywords: hashsong, insult